For all you Frequent fliers out there, here it is... finally!!
New Airport Check-in Procedures...

This eliminates getting to the airport 2 hours early, but you still have to take off your shoes. I'm surprised she's not carrying a see through purse as that still needs to be scanned too.
Our airport security is getting a little ridiculous...


That is just wrong on so many levels...but it is a good idea, but something tells me that they will still screw that up anyway.
My favorite is when they ask if any unknown persons have put anything in your bag
Such nonesense
Thanks for the laugh tonight.
Brian Corwell
Sterling, Il.
New Amendment to the Aforementioned Rule Above:
"Plastic Bags will now be limited in quantity to no more than 4 square inches. Thank you for your co-operation" Sincerely - FAA Management.
Hmm, travel may just get more interesting now.
At least more in sight ful!
Donna,
It is humorous & sad at the same time. I guess it would just be easier to show up completely nude.